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A Crusty Oliver

Where a man spunks on a girl then reads the torah and finally proceeds to fuck her with the scroll till she ascends
OMG i am just craving a Crusty Oliver so flipping bad
by pythonlion67 November 25, 2025
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Hoke county turkey baster

The act of wife fisting your asshole with a hand full of shit
Last night my wife gave me a hoke county turkey baster
by Body duck December 3, 2025
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Boone County Breakfast

Cousin to an Irish Breakfast shot. The Boone County Breakfast uses Bourbon as the main ingredient.
The only thing I like more than the taste of my sistwr in the morning is a Boone County Breakfast
by MiketheMu January 4, 2026
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Perry County Pocket Picker

The action 2 men stuffing 1 dollar bills into a females rectum, then slowly removing them by pinching the dollar bills in between their penises
Me and Johnny gave Tonia a Perry County Pocket Picker on Friday
by Muffinplucker January 8, 2026
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Texas Association of County Treasurers

Collection of elected officials with high salaries, perks, and absolutely no authority. Since 1987 when every county with a population of over 10,000 has been required to have an independent auditor appointed by the district judges, the position has been a useless waste of taxpayer money.
The Texas Association of County Treasurers supports candidates who kill legislation that threaten their titles. The Texas Association of County Treasurers sent the paper a fact sheet on the importance of keeping the position open.
by Candidate to Abolish the Job February 17, 2010
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red lake county

Also known as the ugliest county in American and formerly known as and is sometimes still referred to, as Redneck County; people from all over Minnesota and close-by states live here. Farming? Rednecks? Few badasses? Mexicans? Canadians? They have em' all.
"Hey you're a redneck, you must be from Red Lake County!"
by WhiteRosesRed May 22, 2016
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An Extra Crusty Garcia

When a latino women takes a tostitos chip and dips it in a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he hasn't wiped in a few weeks.
I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night and he made me give him an extra crusty Garcia.
by Gaming Hams January 19, 2017
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