coffee with cream

If someone drinks this they are ten times more likely to catch the gay gene then the average person who drinks only black REAL coffee

Look at that gay idiot drinking coffee with cream

coffee with cream by Spin daddy mike September 2, 2017

stir the cream cheese

(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you

"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."

stir the cream cheese by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017

A&D cream 

Ass and dick cream

I didn't get enough vitamin d from sunlight on my ass and dick so I put a&d cream on instead

A&D cream by bushlight November 4, 2017

Strawberries n cream 

What’s left over in the toilet after period sex. The combination of shed uterus and semen post-intercourse.

There was a whole load of strawberries n cream in the toilet after he finished inside her....

Strawberries n cream by LilNutPeanut January 20, 2018

double digit cream scoop 

when A guy starts cumming, And pulls out and cums his load all over your pussy lips and starts rubbing it in your clit and fingering You with it, mixing his juices with yours and then He makes you lick it off of his fingers scoop by scoop until He cleans it all out of you and you're ready for more

Yo homie, that girl a freak

Did she let you double digit cream scoop though?

Yeah bruh, she straight freak nasty

double digit cream scoop by Dan daman February 14, 2018

Tallahassee Boston Cream 

The act of pooping and hollowing out the poop. After doing this a man ejaculates into the hollowed out poop, filling it up all the way. The man closes up the poop and freezes it. A few hours later the man will put the poop inside of a woman's vagina until it gets soft and warm (like a cookie). The couple will then slice open the poop, let the cum ooze out and (if they feel like it) eat it, dipping the poop in the cum.

Boy: "Hi Cindy, what're you doing on Friday night?"
Girl: "Not much. What are you doing?"
Boy: "Not sure. I might just stay home and masturbate."
Girl: "Well if you're in the mood, wanna come over and make a Tallahassee Boston Cream with me?"
Boy: "Hell yeah! I've always wanted to try one of those, I hear they're really good!"

Tallahassee Boston Cream by WackyWaffleWonder May 26, 2018

Tide Pod cream 

the white liquid inside a Tide Pod, resembling the look of semen

I don't get why people still like eating Tide Pod cream

Tide Pod cream by Billiam Beaver June 14, 2018