Also known as Gumby Fuckers in plural, a Gumby Fuck is a person who acts like a retard or says something so completely fuckin dumb it hurts to hear but somehow other people acknowledge seriously.
May also refer to a noob getting a lucky shot online.
May also refer to a noob getting a lucky shot online.
"My Gumby Fuck History professor pointed at a map of Europe and couldnt tell France and Germany apart."
"That Gumby Fuck just stole my kill!!! That little bastard!"
"That Gumby Fuck just stole my kill!!! That little bastard!"
by Drunky_the_Clown October 12, 2011
Get the Gumby Fuck mug.Typically used negatively to describe snakes & oppositions, in Florida, we call each other Fuck Nigga passively too.
“Fuck nigga come get me lmao”
“Mannn that fuck nigga funny asf”
“Fuck nigga you snapped!”
“Oh you know that fuck nigga too? Whaaa that’s my dog right there”!”
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“Oh you know that fuck nigga too? Whaaa that’s my dog right there”!”
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Get the fuck lips mug.slang. a simple term which is a target of at least 2 or more people which is basically telling them to fuck off.
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2 The Nature Conservancy organization revealed to the scientific community in February 8, 2010 that Pan pugus is actually a parasitic mammalian organism that latches on to a desired target. Behavioural analysts of the Nature Conservancy published an article denouncing the species to be a "pest to wildlife, even humans." At maturity, the Fucking Monkey metamorphoses its anatomical structure into a horrendous appearance, and begins looking for a "mate" (prey). If the prey is Homo sapien, the Fucking monkey proceeds to figuratively "latch on" to its target, and siphons time, and capital slowly. The unfortunate victim will not realize malevolent effects until all his or her time and capital have been siphoned away. Pan pugnus will then "break up", or latch off from its victim. Finished prey will be nothing but a shell, and may be emotionally unstable, until companions console him or her.
2 The Nature Conservancy organization revealed to the scientific community in February 8, 2010 that Pan pugus is actually a parasitic mammalian organism that latches on to a desired target. Behavioural analysts of the Nature Conservancy published an article denouncing the species to be a "pest to wildlife, even humans." At maturity, the Fucking Monkey metamorphoses its anatomical structure into a horrendous appearance, and begins looking for a "mate" (prey). If the prey is Homo sapien, the Fucking monkey proceeds to figuratively "latch on" to its target, and siphons time, and capital slowly. The unfortunate victim will not realize malevolent effects until all his or her time and capital have been siphoned away. Pan pugnus will then "break up", or latch off from its victim. Finished prey will be nothing but a shell, and may be emotionally unstable, until companions console him or her.
by GorlamiMargarettiDominic February 9, 2010
Get the Fucking Monkey mug.After a man has launched his ejaculate load into some random bar whore's va-jay-jay, this is the very recognizable strand of skeet seen strewn between his knob and her over sized gash as he pulls out his spent love muscle. Typically eatin and/or slurped by said bar whore.
Dude, I picked up your mom at the bar last night and had one massive fuck snot as I pulled out of her gutter hole. She leant over and consumed the entire load of cottage cheese as I slammed my beer and B-lined for the door.
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