People Without a Life

People who hang their egos on whether or not someone who bothers, without pay, to shuffle through hundreds, 100's, of idiot nonsense to look for a diamond in the rough, on Urban Dictionary, votes "publish" to affirm their value as humans by thus saying "OK this is marginally acceptable, I will click publish." is a 'person without a life,' and YES I voted 'yes, publish the POS' to the guy who called me a person without a life for bothering to sift through his and other's dung heap to get a few decent definitions published.

Thank you,

You are Welcome!

Try putting up your crap on Wikipedia! They would be so nasty they would have you committed or on serious psychoactive drugs. The best place on the Internet to find people without a life is on Wikipedia!

by IhaveaMelvin September 17, 2006

married without a ring

A rare occurrence when a couple (usually under the age of what is considered the "average" marital age-this can vary as various people choose various times to get married(in this instance, something like 17-18 years old)) is very close together, to the point of being like a typical married couple. This kind of relationship involves actual Love, as opposed to mere lust.

Such a relationship is indescribable, except for being impossible to break up.

fred: have you heard about Ivan and Jill?
fred #2: yeah, i know... i thought they were just dating, but have you seen the way they are together? its like they dont give a sh*t about anything else...
fred: they must be married without a ring or something...

by AFlyingPiano(heads up, mate) August 2, 2010

Beat the witness

When a man strokes his penis till "baby batter" comes out.

Man...check out that fine lookin' hottie. Now I'm going to have to beat the witness!!!

by Mayo January 29, 2005

Taxation without Representation

Friends with benefits, NSA sexual encounters

-Yo you smash that last night son?
-Yea, best part is she wants some taxation without representation.
-Niceeeee

by jobrien53 September 9, 2009

Witney

is certainly a town in Oxfordshire, Uk
once a beautiful market town, now a chav ridden hovel that has out grown itself

hey, lets get out of shitney today, i mean, witney

by the other man from the moon July 16, 2009

Winona

Usually a thick girl with natural curly hair. She's tells dumb jokes and uses stupid pick up lines but always makes you laugh. Her laugh is infectious and her smile can briten your day. She has small feet and small hands. She gets judge easily but should not be underestimated. She's short and is usually not taken seriously because of her height. She usually likes tall and skinny guys but is not judgemental. Guys want her but are too afraid to admit it. She's shy but really weird once you get to know her. She also has a big booty. She's queen of the streets and a freak in the sheets.

Guy: Dude who's that chick?
Girl: You don't know her? Thats Winona.
Guy: Damn, look at that booty.

by foxxycleopatrapenguin September 5, 2015

Witness

Someone who voluntarily contributes information to a court case,from what they saw at the scene of a crime.

The witness made it clear that she saw what had happened.

by SomeoneNew October 5, 2012