shitney

Originating with the success of Britney Spears and all the ugly bitches who became anti-britney, a shitney is a person who likes to diss people who are better than themselves.

"Did you see that bitch making fun of Jessica Simpson? She's such a Shitney"

"Shut the F up, you Shitney!"

by Jessica Anne is THE BEST December 3, 2004

Shitney

The city of Sydney, Australia.

"Yeah, I have to fly from lovely Brisbane to bloody Shitney for a conference"

"I loved living in Melbourne, but got posted to Shitney by work..."

"Canberra always gets bagged out by Shitney residents as they are pissed it got picked as the capital"

by UCJD December 2, 2011

Shitney

The cafeteria at UW-La Crosse that serves gross food and from which people like to steal rondom things like chairs, silverware, and trays.

After eating at Shitney, I imediatly had to hurry back to my dorm where I had explosive diareah from the gut-rot. Guess I shouldn't have eaten today's special...

by Erin August 14, 2003

Shitney

A build up of shit and cum that occurs after slamming a fat chick in the ass and jizzing inside her ass

Johnny:Yesterday after school i slammed Moscrip in the anus and afterwards the inside of her ass was all Shitney

by ChodeZilla69 February 21, 2010

Shitney

A girls who name is a form of Cydney and stinks like shit or if they are just a shithead in general.

This girl won’t stop bothering me to play 8ball, fucking Shitney.

by X Æ A 12 May 7, 2020

Shitney Spears

When you're taking a shit, and it starts off pretty solid, but then quickly degenerates into a fucking mess.

Yo dude, I should've passed on the Ben & Jerry's last night. Stuff gave me some mad shitney spears this morning.

by Shit Phantom May 19, 2008

Pink shitney

A delicious concoction of pink whitney vodka , mixed with a portion of chocolate milk to make the best beverage on the planet earth

Yo robby, pass me a pink shitney im tryna get shitwhacked!!-mikey

by Robbdawg July 9, 2022