Sharpie Water

A fan of the popular webcomic 'Homestuck' who makes other fans ashamed to be of the same species. Often refers to a poorly made, obviously effortless cosplay, in reference to an incident in which a Homestuck at a con supposedly tried to die her skin grey for a Terezi cosplay by filling the hotel bathtub with black and silver sharpies and bathing in it.

All she got from that was ink poisoning, and removal from the hotel.

Also can refer generally to ANY 'bad' or embarrassing Homestuck fan- fans who are rude to non-Homestucks, take things to their far extremes, misunderstand and twist the comic, apologize for the villains and try to excuse their wrongs, harangue people to read, and force their fandom down others' throats. Anyone who skips to Act 5 for the trolls is a sharpie water.

Homestuck 1: "I found out today that Rebecca didn't even read the first four acts of Homestuck, she skipped to Act 5 because she thinks it's the only good part."
Homestuck 2: "Ugh. What a dumb sharpie water."

by BluhBluhHugeWitch January 10, 2013

Water Sheep

A demon masked behind the form of a gray minecraft sheep. It is responsible for all of the tragedy in Pewdiepie's minecraft lets play, and it has deceived all of Felix's fans into complacency. Pewds is the only one who can resist his evil pull.

"Shut up water sheep! This is all your fault!"

by NoahsNoel July 8, 2019

quarter water

Those little 25 cent drinks youi get at the bodega you used to drink when you were a kid.

I'mma run to the store right quick, get a quarter water, you want something?

by DarkNova December 8, 2001

molly water

when you dissolve molly rocks in water to injest it.

Friend 1: yo this molly water tastes like actual asscrack
Friend 2: yeah but it'll get you fucked up

by ketaminefiend October 7, 2020

Motrin and Water

The cure all for all illnesses and wounds related to military duty.

Marine, "Doc I have a sucking chest wound."
Corpsman, "Don't worry, take this Motrin and water."

by killershrub April 26, 2011

Concussion Water

Mixing a 1.75 of Silver Wolf Vodka, two containers of lemonade concentrate, and 3 beers. A black out specialty.

After a night of drinking concussion water...

Me- (slurring) "It's ok officer, I'm 21 years old"

Officer- "Why the fuck are you in my house?"

by Wisconsin18 July 6, 2011

water gun

Apparently Chris Brown's way of referring to his dick.

"aint no particular one that's getting the water gun, so many that i want"

by token asian girl February 24, 2008