Global warming

An observed increase in the global average temperatures; especially an increase in temperature sufficient to cause climate change

Global warming, contrary to popular belief will have few negative effects such as sea level rise, heavier rainfall and more erratic weather patterns, humanity will still likely be able to adapt and a warmer climate in of itself will not be the end of the world

by Weathercaster1021 March 13, 2021

global warming crisis

political fabrication by those lusting for inordinate control

see also: fascist strategems

It's the sun, stupid.

As the sun's myriad of natural cycles approach intersection solar output increases radically thereby heating planets proportionally. Unfortunately some deem this solar warming a global warming crisis irrationally insisting it be man made all the while ignoring the ONE source of heat in the proximate cosmos. These people are oft refered to as the cult of manmadeglobalwarning. Well before the dawn of man there were numerous ice ages and global warmings.

by Honor Sursault June 18, 2013

Warming Goring

When consumers or taxpayers are bilked out of money by people supposedly fighting global warming or protecting the environment.

“Boy, that carbon offset scheme cost millions. We got a real Warming Goring.”

by TartanMarine June 3, 2010

Bomb Warming

The act of camping near a bomb in Call of Duty gametypes, such as Search and Destroy, Sabotage, and Demolition, in an attempt to rack up kills and/or points.

Player 1: Someone go grab the bomb before time runs out.

Player 2: I can't, other team is bomb warming.

by I Own Treasure February 11, 2010

Warming your hands under her laptop

Where you put your hands under his her crotch to warm them in a cold environment

Dude, stop warming your hands under her laptop, it looks awkward.

by DesertofSong January 13, 2011

Wiki Warring

When you edit a page on Wikipedia and suddenly everyone's arguing on a page until the edits are deleted

Wiki warring was probably the dumbest shit we've ever done.

by YoyKnowWhoThisIsTrustMe June 9, 2015

dog warming

It's kind of like Global Warming but instead of greenhouse gasses destroying the atmosphere, a lapdog destroys the sense of coldness in your lap

My dog is the number 1 reason for dog warming

by uNiCoRnLooP June 28, 2016