Tweetastrophe

A twitter tweet that turns out to be so much more than a bad idea.

Policeman: "We know that you were at the scene of the crime last night."

Man: "I'm telling you I wasn't!"

Policeman: "Well that's not what you told your followers on twitter, and see... here is a picture."

Man: "Well isn't this a tweetastrophe!"

by The Civil Word Servant October 14, 2010

Tweethab

Rehab for Twitterers.

Ashton Kutcher gave control of his Twitter account to his management team because of retarded tweets. Ashton is in Tweethab.

by backotruck November 12, 2011

Tweetie pie

Twitter term of endearment. Coined by @missmircea on Dec 17, 2011

Hey @KanyeWest, you are my tweetie pie and you don't even know it #DaTruth

by twooth_tweller January 5, 2012

tweet and delete

A type of social media public relations stunt, used mostly by celebrity whores who want to get quickly noticed on Twitter. A tweet is posted, then immediately deleted, then screenshots of the tweet get posted to prove the existence of the tweet itself.

Did @kanyewest tweet and delete a naked photo of @KimKardashian? #douchebag4life

by primetime4521 September 28, 2014

workout tweet

a thing a person, usually a fat / known for being lazy person would post on their wall.
They'll be all like today's workout was soo hard. or
Back from a load of work outs from my gym. (backyard)

Wall Post
Jane:WOW todays workouts was really hard!!! haha lol
Fonda: *in my mind* wow seriously who gives a fuck. noone cares for your workout tweets.

by CatSheman October 20, 2010

Drunk Tweet

The act of putting ridiculous ideas on twitter due to intoxication.

Pam tweeted really weird things last night.

Don't worry it was only Drunk Tweet

by PG96 December 29, 2011

Gain Tweet

When you gain several twitter followers from having absolutely no talent or reason for having so many followers, for example going online and paying lots of money for twitter followers, buying twitter accounts off of others which already have several hundred-thousand followers, or going online and completing lots of surveys which require lots of extremely personal information to get more followers.

Aquafina: OMG Evian, you know that ratchet girl in my chem class, Dasani? Well Fiji told me that she gain tweets once a month. Last week she bought an account with 300,000 followers for $89,000 bucks!

Evian: OMG I never liked that girl anyway, lol
Aquafina: Omg Evian shut up you're so young, never say lol again, thats like cool slang for like third graders.
Evian: sorry aquafina
Aquafina: it's okay, evian

by Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha July 13, 2015