an emotional piece of shit who can easily hide their feelings but can let their feelings out to the person they love. they are so badass but can have days where they're just..nothing.
by hello youll never guess who i March 13, 2021
I am drunk right now but maybe smoking would do something for me.
Being drunk is ok, but smoking brings a lot of relaxation I hear. Who wants to grow old and ugly anyway.
When am I able to get any satisfaction in this world, Everything else just seems so boring and dull.
Being drunk is ok, but smoking brings a lot of relaxation I hear. Who wants to grow old and ugly anyway.
When am I able to get any satisfaction in this world, Everything else just seems so boring and dull.
by Death Menace February 15, 2023
Whispered to a woman who feels loved, cared-for, pampered to an ultimate degree, to let her know that you have only started.
As she lay on her back, eyes glassy, breathing deeply, wishing for nothing more than the moment, he put his lips to her ear and said, "Tomorrow, I will really start being good to you."
by Monkey's Dad December 03, 2022
A ridiculous alternative way to say "have sex." Originated from Juvenile's song "Slow Motion" (2004).
The sexy way in which Penelope operated the binary output flip-flop switch in electrical engineering lab made Bartholomew want to hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking.
by Nick D October 28, 2004
by WildWillez December 13, 2020
I need to start riding a bike. I know that I need to ride one. It would be great for my health.
You know, the world today is way too complex. I wish it was simpler. I would have a lot of time to do things.
You know, the world today is way too complex. I wish it was simpler. I would have a lot of time to do things.
I need to start riding a bicycle
by Death Menace April 03, 2023
Sarah: I found out Dan cheated on me again.
Caroline: You should break up with him.
Sarah: I know, but I don't want to leave him. He told me he loves me and that he won't do it again.
Caroline: He's a total scum bag. And you're only sticking around for sex. You need to stop getting under him and start getting over him.
Caroline: You should break up with him.
Sarah: I know, but I don't want to leave him. He told me he loves me and that he won't do it again.
Caroline: He's a total scum bag. And you're only sticking around for sex. You need to stop getting under him and start getting over him.
by CedricDoodlehopper July 16, 2023