Switching Positions

(verb) - The act of switching between projectile vomiting and having explosive, violent, anal discharge.

Sometimes this act can be brought about, by making "monster noises" near a sick friend, or loved one.

1. Sean ate too many brownies on his birthday, despite our advice, he switched positions with the door open for three hours in the bathroom.

2. We went into Sean's room and began to rawr, which induced him to run to the bathroom with his pants down, and switching positions.

3. Sean went for a run but had to return early because he had to switch positions.

by I Cum for Cookies October 12, 2010

Nintendo Switch

The next Nintendo console after the formerly released Wii U. The Nintendo Switch will allow you to play console games on the go (such as playing it in a park, or on an airplane) also allowing you to put it in the dock which allows you to play the game on the TV. You can seamlessly "switch" from TV mode to handheld mode.

The Nintendo Switch looks awesome! Where can I get it?

by InternetIgnorance January 20, 2017

lenny switch

technical name for a hidden disable switch placed on equipment in order to keep other people from activating the equipment

Robby put a lenny switch on the golf cart because he was tired of everyone taking off on it.

by benny_64 March 22, 2009

crimson switch

The act of replacing one's fingers in a woman's vagina with one's member into said woman's vagina.

Mike: How'd things go last night with that sea cow from the bar?
Jimmy: Excellent, turned off the lights, commenced fingerblasting, then threw in the crimson switch.
Mike: That's deplorable.

Camille: That is NOT your finger!

by know13dge May 27, 2010

SHITCHYEAH

1. Emphatic expression of happiness, excitement, and/or affirmation. 2. Alternative version of "Fuckin' A!" 3. Nokmin of Adonai's personal catchphrase - emphasis on the ssshhhhhhhhhh sound at the beginning of the word.

1. "Dude! We passed the D/R test!"
"SHITCHYEAH!"

2. "Did you really bang that skank?"
"SHITCHYEAH!"

by Nokmin of Adonai September 20, 2006

switch

A game played with the same amount of boys as there are girls, where a timer is set. For that duration of time, you make out with the opposite sex. When the timer goes off, everyone rotates- switches- their partners until eventually every guy has kissed every girl there, and vice versa. It is a very effective way to get down with someone you are into, without being too awkward about it and letting them know you really want to get down with them. Also very effective if you keep the turns short, as to prevent boredom as well other problems.

Boy 1: "Hey let's play switch so I can get down with Brooke."
Boy 2: "I'll see if she can bring Kayla with her, too."
Boy 1: "Dude we'll be eskimo bros!"

by sjbeastmode December 27, 2016

Bitch switch

The switch that changes individuals, namely women, into an irrational, emotional rage.

She was cool, until her boyfriend looked at another woman and flipped her bitch switch.

by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008