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Seaweed Stalker 

One who stalks seaweed...
While i was swimming i noticed there was a seaweed stalker in the water.
Seaweed Stalker by Michael Rosas September 26, 2010

night stalker 

A serial killer named Richard Ramirez who terrorized the city of Los Angeles during the summer of 1985. He killings are based on satanism.
The night stalker would break into people's homes and rape or kill his victims.
night stalker by GKL September 25, 2005

Comment Stalker 

One Who peruses other people's comments on facebook or MySpace.
Tony became a Comment Stalker when he read through Maggie's wall comments because he didn't believe we were still in touch.
Comment Stalker by T. T. A. T. February 7, 2009

myspace stalker(s) 

Someone who looks at your page several times a day. They "know" things they wouldn't know otherwise if they weren't stalking. They try to accuse YOU of being the stalker and try to act innocent. They send you tons of messages a day then block you before you can reply. Then they message all of your friends, about you. And then block them too. Mostly they look at your page 20+ times in one day, then another 20+ on each of your friends pages. Stalkers.
"Have you checked your profilesnitch today?"

"Yeah Jessica Stark and Nicole Ghering both looked like 20 times each today."

"Jessica Stark has looked at my profile almost 400 times total since May."

"Myspace stalker(s)."

senior stalker 

a creepy underclassmen, usually unpopular freshman, who try to get seniors to love them
julia keeps trying to talk to seniors on their facebook walls, but they just talk mad shit behind her back...

matt (the most popular senior in school) - so julia tried to ask me out last night over facebook message... what a senior stalker
senior stalker by hannerwanners March 15, 2010

stall stalker 

standing outside full stalls waiting for some one finish their crap.
You: Yea there was like a bajillion people in there so i was a stall stalker for like half a freikin hour
stall stalker by skiperson April 17, 2010