The Squidward

When you're standing over your partner, place both your balls on their eyes, and let your schlong hang loose.

"I was doing The Squidward on Quincy's face."

by Levi Spencer January 23, 2021

Fort Squidward

When you're playing Fortnite and some jerkoff starts build-spamming and ends up A) trapping themselves in, or B) falling off.

Guy 1: "Alright guys, boutta get this win.
Guy 2: "What the fuck is that guy doing?"
Guy 1: "Free win, this guy's got a Fort Squidward going on. And there he goes."
*victory message*

by TheAvicado March 27, 2021

The Squidward

When you hit someone with the squidward it means you just don’t give a fuck and you’re doing unspeakable things

If he snitch on me ima hit him wit the squidward no kap

by Jumpa Brim March 10, 2022

Handsome Squidward

Repeatedly slamming your girls head into a door till there’s a hole in her face big enough to fuck and then when your done you take a picture and post it online to see how handsome they are.

“Bro my girl pissed me off so I gave her a handsome squidward.”
“Show me the pics dude”

by Forbe August 6, 2024

Rusty squidward

When you eat someone’s ass that has not been properly cleaned and said ass leaves fecal residue on your nose

Ben : yo Amanda came over last night and let me eat her booty

James: damnnn how was it ?
Ben: good that ass is fire but she left me with rusty squidward

by cinnamongirly December 21, 2023

Bye Squidward!

An infamous line said by Daniel Craig before disappearing in front of thousands of people.

"BREATHE. JUST BREATHE. YOU AREN'T ... IN TROUBLE. IT'S OK. DADDY'S GOT YOU. IT'S ALL-"
"Bye Squidward!"
"NOOOOOOOOOAAAAAUUUURRRR URHRHH URHHHHH..."

by cozziefox March 2, 2024

Angry Squidward

When you're performing oral sex on a male- and you bite down on the shaft, punch the recipient in the testicles, and insert a clarinet into their anus

"my date with Joanie ended in disaster. I thought everything was going great until we went back to my place and she gave me the Angry Squidward. I had to go to the hospital to get the clarinet removed"

by Clit commander. December 12, 2024