cozziefox's definitions

Blueing

To belch up a glob of semen and then, using your tongue, spoon up the semen and mash it into the back of your teeth, leaving it there for at least 3 days to allow it to dry and form a crust on your teeth - typically during this 3 day period, no food or drink is consumed to avoid washing the semen off of your teeth.

Just saw another picture of Gohan from Beastars, so uh... I'll be blueing in the bathroom for the next couple hours.

by cozziefox March 2, 2024

Bartwash

a building containing equipment for washing your Bart automatically

Heading down to the Bartwash to get my Bart washed, see ya later.

by cozziefox March 2, 2024

cave dweller

The scariest mod for Minecraft ever made.

I downloaded the cave dweller mod and got so scared I threw my computer out the window and killed my dog.

by cozziefox March 2, 2024

Bye Squidward!

An infamous line said by Daniel Craig before disappearing in front of thousands of people.

"BREATHE. JUST BREATHE. YOU AREN'T ... IN TROUBLE. IT'S OK. DADDY'S GOT YOU. IT'S ALL-"
"Bye Squidward!"
"NOOOOOOOOOAAAAAUUUURRRR URHRHH URHHHHH..."

by cozziefox March 2, 2024

Butchcraps

When something is of such terrible quality that it dehydrates your appendix.

It's not my fault that the movement in this game is freaking butchcraps!

by cozziefox March 2, 2024

Spilling the cheese

Freaky bean spilling

Bro my buddy Swer won't stop spilling the cheese in front of my parents...

by cozziefox March 2, 2024