Rolando

A person that likes engineering and robotics. Sometimes these people are very obese or very skinny. There is somethings rolandos can't change. they are always ugly and kind of geeky

I wish I was a Rolando!

by Ortiz.ale.Mocos March 7, 2017

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Ryland's Bitch

What Ryland does when he doesn't have it his way

"After his Diet Coke was shook up, we all listened to Ryland's Bitch"

by Ryland October 31, 2003

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The most annoying, racist, piece of shit you’ll ever meet. Roland will draw a swastika in front of a jewish house and think it’s funny, then say it’s a buddhist swastika. He will throw your bike into a creak. But when your do the same to his bike, he’ll call 12. He also only is packing 4 inches

“Hey did you hear that Roland is a 12 caller”
“yeah what a little bitch”

by BigBrickMan November 1, 2019

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Salvador Rolando Ramos

Udvale shooter. Told people that he going kill and rape. Not a single person was willing to lift a finger to stop him. Why? Because they don't care if he rapes or kills anyone. "It probably won't be MY so let him" they think "I'll be able to use it to advocate for taking people's rights away." Or "We can use this to make the mentally ill a second class citizenry." Or "I wish someone would try a mass shooting around me! I would save the day because I'm a hero! I'm totally ready for the radical shift from mundane to hyperreality!" Or "Ooo I can make some juicy content off of this for like 7 whole days."

Salvador Rolando Ramos "I could tell you I was going to kill your kids and you wouldn't do even the bare minimum to stop me. Even if it didn't take violence to stop me. Even if all it took was telling me the truth; you would be more likely to provoke me into doing it than you would to even ask "why." You could write me a prescription for lithium on your own personal pad (that you use to prescribe yourself antianxiety medication). But you couldn't even be bothered."

Salvador Rolando Ramos

K/D/A

22/1/??

by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

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Ryland

When you go to a party, get extremely hammered, and throw up in all the places the host specifically asks no one to throw up in.

-"Dude I totally pulled a Ryland last night and threw up in the middle of Dylan's deck and all over his brother's room"
-"Didn't he specifically tell everyone to not do that last night?"
-"...yea..."
-"You need to get your shit together, man"

by Collin Charisma March 2, 2009

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