procrastidate

When you keep arranging dates with potential partners in order to avoid doing work.

Person 1: Where's Mat?
Person 2: I think he scheduled a date tonight.
Person 1: what? he's got work to do?!?! and he's not even started? he's Procrastidating again...
(Procrastidate)

by stakzent November 16, 2015

procrastiductivity

When you procrastinate on the work you're supposed to be doing by doing something else productive.

The act of doing another thing that is not as urgent, but still important.

"I don't want to do my homework. I'll clean my room instead."
"That's some real procrastiductivity right there."

by disousa November 20, 2016

procrasstinate

To either put off acting primitive, or neglect your obligatory diligence due to indulging in your less-refined tendencies.

I wanted to really ham it up in front of my similarly-crude-minded buddies, but a dignified lady happened by to chat, so I procrasstinated till she'd left so an not to offend her.

by QuacksO April 2, 2022

Procrastination

What you are probably doing right now.

Person 1: "so finished your english homework"
Person 2: "nup"
Person 1: "so what are you doing"
Person 2: "procrastinating..."
Person 1: "same..."
Person 2: "what would we do without procrastination"
Person 1: "Anything"

by luckyis July 7, 2011

procrastinate

Engaging in acts of pleasure that may otherwise distract you from completing day to day tasks.

I procrastinated last night before bed, causing me to stay up later than intended. I overslept and decided to procrastinate before work. My life feels chaotic because I am always procrastinating. Some may suggest that I need an intervention, but I don't necessarily want one. Fear of failure may lead someone to procrastinate.

by leahbiah January 25, 2014

Lily, The Great Procrastinator

I LOVE TO replace high-priority actions with tasks of lower priority. I ALSO LOVE doing stuff for my enjoyment, and thus putting off important tasks to a later time.

Lily, The Great Procrastinator once thought about conquering the Nation of Panem but chose to watch Sailor Moon instead.

by THEGIRLONFIRE October 9, 2012

procraptinate

The act of delaying a shit purely due to laziness or lack of willingness to get up.

This can be due to the engagement in an activity such as drinking, being in the cinema, watching TV or chatting with friends.

"Man, I was bursting for a shit, but I was watching TV so I just procraptinated for a bit."

"I so would've won that poker game if I could've procraptinated for longer!"

by Whilding87 June 7, 2007