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procraptinate 

The act of delaying a shit purely due to laziness or lack of willingness to get up.

This can be due to the engagement in an activity such as drinking, being in the cinema, watching TV or chatting with friends.
"Man, I was bursting for a shit, but I was watching TV so I just procraptinated for a bit."

"I so would've won that poker game if I could've procraptinated for longer!"
procraptinate by Whilding87 June 7, 2007