Pestle

To either:

Throw
or Hit Someones Crotch area eg. Balls/Knob.

Derived from the "pestle" from "pestle and mortar" Being thrown at a Mate of ours Crotch area.

HAHAHA You just got Pestle'd Mate.

by Durranz Jah Bless! March 10, 2007

Paraplegic penile mask

The unique act of recieving an adequate, pleasurable sucking feeling around the shaft of one's unit. However, the catch is one must be voluntarily in and or confined to a wheelchair while using an oxygen mask.

Baby tooth heishman recieved his underage, and then proceeded to reveive a paraplegic penile mask from the 64 year old woman in the holding cell.

by The Closet Scoundrel May 5, 2010

Pentecostal

A once borderline cult within Christianity that has made its way into the suburban middle-class mainstream. Their doctrine of salvation is rather contradictory, unlike the Baptists, because they believe in accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior AND living righteously to get into heaven., rather than salvation by grace alone.

Pentecostal

by waspcoloredstain June 10, 2013

Penile

Pronunciation: 'pE-"nIl
Function: adjective
: of, relating to, or affecting denial of the penis. Most commonly denial of the lack of length.

Have you seen how small that poor guy's penis is? He is in total penile.

by slayer of ignorance September 26, 2005

settle pettle

wen an awesomely awesome person says settle, they add pettle 2 make it sound even better!!!

wow! calm down, settle pettle

by noodle luver March 15, 2008

Penile Rejection

When a girl see's your penis and decides not to have sex, either due to large or smallness, or perhaps warts or any other sign of VD. Could be just that you are ugly!

"Man I have Penile Rejection last night!"
"Shit, must have been your herpes sores again."

by blumehauser March 6, 2010

penile code

Refers to da "rule" dat states dat if a dude "gets caught" subsequent to his delightful dallying --- i.e., da girl gets preggo --- he will then hafta "pay da consequences", i.e., resign himself to either fatherhood or child-support payments for da foreseeable future.

If da penile code was truly and stricitly enforced, there would likely be fewer teenage pregnancies and extra-marital affairs in this country.

by QuacksO June 3, 2019