Pestle
Pestle by LittlemissE June 11, 2009
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Pestle
To either:
Throw
or Hit Someones Crotch area eg. Balls/Knob.
Derived from the "pestle" from "pestle and mortar" Being thrown at a Mate of ours Crotch area.
Throw
or Hit Someones Crotch area eg. Balls/Knob.
Derived from the "pestle" from "pestle and mortar" Being thrown at a Mate of ours Crotch area.
Pestle by Durranz Jah Bless! March 10, 2007
Related Words
Pestle • pestle and mortar • pestlem • pestler • Missoula Mortar and Pestle • Mortar and Pestle • pestilence • pestie • peste • Pester
pestle and mortar
Industrial toilets seem to be ok, unless you're hung like Chuck Norris, but when you go to your grandma's house and she has that tiny little crapper with the fuzzy blue rug and seat cushion; you are guaranteed to pestle and mortar that rig.
pestle and mortar by ty187 June 17, 2010
Missoula Mortar and Pestle
A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.
Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night
Nick: How?
Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
Nick: How?
Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
Missoula Mortar and Pestle by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011
Mortar and Pestle
When your old lady jabs the wound with a phallic object furiously, with such emotional intensity not achieved by another activity.
What did you do last night?
Oh my plans got cancelled so I just whipped out the old mortar and pestle and went to town.
Oh my plans got cancelled so I just whipped out the old mortar and pestle and went to town.
Mortar and Pestle by weeman! September 23, 2009
peste
Wow! Who farted in here? What peste!!!
or
Person A: "Te cagaste?"
Person B: "Si. Por que?"
Person A: "Por que ay una peste a mierda en esta casa.."
or
Person A: "Te cagaste?"
Person B: "Si. Por que?"
Person A: "Por que ay una peste a mierda en esta casa.."
peste by adrian1082 August 23, 2009
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