Pestle

London/Yardie slang for penis

"Tyrell did gimme the pestle good and propa last night bwoy!"

by LittlemissE June 11, 2009

Pestle

To either:

Throw
or Hit Someones Crotch area eg. Balls/Knob.

Derived from the "pestle" from "pestle and mortar" Being thrown at a Mate of ours Crotch area.

HAHAHA You just got Pestle'd Mate.

by Durranz Jah Bless! March 10, 2007

pestle and mortar

When you drop chilli and the tip of your penis touches the porcelain of the bowl.

Industrial toilets seem to be ok, unless you're hung like Chuck Norris, but when you go to your grandma's house and she has that tiny little crapper with the fuzzy blue rug and seat cushion; you are guaranteed to pestle and mortar that rig.

by ty187 June 17, 2010

Missoula Mortar and Pestle

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.

Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet

by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011

Mortar and Pestle

When your old lady jabs the wound with a phallic object furiously, with such emotional intensity not achieved by another activity.

What did you do last night?

Oh my plans got cancelled so I just whipped out the old mortar and pestle and went to town.

by weeman! September 23, 2009

peste

Spanish word for "bad smell", or "bad odor".

Wow! Who farted in here? What peste!!!

or

Person A: "Te cagaste?"
Person B: "Si. Por que?"
Person A: "Por que ay una peste a mierda en esta casa.."

by adrian1082 August 23, 2009

Pastle

pastle meaning “a cup of worms”

Kid 1: Hey what’s that?
Kid 2: Oh this is just Pastle
Kid 1: Oh that’s really cool!

by Not Niki December 5, 2021