Moose sperm on the steam

When plastic donkey shower is in Albuquerque and hurts rebus with mooseram and frank comes out and eats all the taco time

Oh no your such a moose sperm on the steam

by Tony the cat April 20, 2022

Woogi Mooshi

An oddly shaped penis shaped similarly to a mushroom. The head is extremely wide, and the overall length is less than 3 inches when erect. Common mostly among fatties.

He would have got some action the other night, if it wasn't for his damn woogi mooshi

by Jarjar1133 November 19, 2011

Wounded Moose

While sailing on a boat with a trapeze, having the skipper performs oral sex on the person on the wire.

While sailing last week I convinced my girlfriend to go bottomless on the wire. I finally got to do the Wounded Moose!

by holeyhell June 30, 2012

Feeding The moose

Feeding the moose is a better way of saying "choking the chicken" because people wont understand.

Friend- What are you doing?
Me- Nothing really, just feeding the moose, how about yourself?
Friend- What moose?
Me- Exactly.....

by KiwiPotato July 14, 2014

a naughty moose

The usage of crayons for sounding.

His dick was pretty small but that didn't stop him from giving himself a naughty moose.

by 69crayons November 21, 2019

moose nuckles

when a guys pants are to tight in the crotch and snug up between the ball sack creating two protrusions. the male version of a camel toe.

that guy should not wear a speedo, it gives him moose nuckles!

by groupie#1 September 22, 2006

[Moose Tracks]

Best chocolatey and peanutbutter-cup ice cream in the world.

Get me a big bowl of Moose Tracks

by kabelly January 19, 2009