Republic of Florida Militia

A 3-member club of fat kids in Tallahassee who work part time at local fast food franchises. They meet monthly in their parent's basements to discuss video games news and little known Dungeon's & Dragons facts. After said meeting they dress in camouflage and assist the Boy Scouts of America in walking the sidewalks and picking up litter.

I thought I wanted to be in the Republic of Florida Militia, but I really just wanted to impregnate a fat chick with blue hair.

by Jordan Jereb May 13, 2017

minitruck

A small, lightweight pickup truck with 2 or 4 doors, typically of the likes of the Chevy S10, Ford Ranger, Dodge Dakota, and Toyota Tacoma. Usually 2 wheel drive but many are 4x4.

The local NAPA store has a fleet of 8 minitrucks including 5 S10's and 3 Rangers. They'll run forever.

by jimmydeen October 9, 2008

minitia

a group of armed midgets.

The pygmies are coming! Alert the minitia!

by Kelly Plumber January 4, 2008

Militant Pedestrian

A person who shows no regard for pedestrian crossing etiquette, these people will walk out in front of cars regardless of a red light and if a driver honks in annoyance they will often oblige by offering an offensive hand gesture.

After braking harshly so as to not hit a man walking through a red light I honk in annoyance.
He turns round and flips me off making me wish I hadn't braked but instead floored it and made him into passata,
leaving me thinking "I fucking hate militant pedestrians."

by creasicle May 29, 2010

Militant nipples

Pierced nipples with spikes

Her militant nipples could poke an eye out.

by prawn & crab September 11, 2011

Camden military academy

The nastiest, most fucked up place in the universe... all the rooms in my barracks had had a roach problem. Kids get in fights everyday. Drugs run rampant through the campus including coke, Xanax, painkillers etc... 7 students known as the chain of command run each company of 50 other cadets! the whole experience was similar to the “Stanford prison experiment” my first week a kid got hit in the face with a 8 ball during a fight! 5 younger student were raped throughout my stay there and nothing happened... there are tons of lawsuits online against this school. THIS PLACE IS FUCKED UP! NEVER SEND YOUR CHILD HERE!

Jake- have you seen brad? I haven’t seen him all year!
Anthony- you didn’t hear?! Brad got sent to Camden military academy and no ones heard from him sense...
Jake- HOLY SHIT! I’ve heard of this place before! My cousin went there and got sodomized! He’s still fucked up today...

by VWAAL May 12, 2018

military

The armed forces of any nation, occasionally replaced by an armed police force.
Mostly used to defend the nation's citizens territory, interests, and allies, and therefore not deployed for moral reasons.
In the US of A, mentioning the military is used to refer to the U.S. military.
Sadly, many people are tricked into joining these organizations under the impression that they are fighting for a altruistic goal e.g. freedom or democracy. This is almost never the case.
Although the bravery of the people who sign up for these is undisputed, their skill and labour is misdirected towards a pointless human invention which only causes grief to both sides.

"did you hear about that air strike the US military did on (insert target name here)?"
"Yea, I heard they did it because (insert target leader name here) was threatening to attack America."
"Really? I heard it was 'cause he had WMD."

by AlbWhi(Alias) June 7, 2011