Micah

A big poopy pants man who poops and shids and cries alot. Could probably suck a boulder through a garden hose. Cuz he gives that sloppy sucky wucky knobby slobby 3000 with Karate Chopping action. Chases the mail man and exclusively eats the 99 cent Slim Jim stick

Guy 1: why does that man with 30 loose slim jims have such saggy pants?
Guy 2: classic Micah. He blows like a leaf blower

by RockGoblin November 30, 2021

Micah

A total piece of shit douchebag who likes to fiddle with cowpokes

Micah- How you like that black lung? Huh? Huuuh???

by turbo tubby naman October 19, 2019

micah

he fucked your mom

dude his name is micah watch out

by urmomsuckedme October 28, 2019

Micah

A beautiful, cool and confident and sweet, short girl, that has an amazing sense of style and loves to read. She is very brave and loyal to those she loves. Do NOT mess with Micah or her family she is strong enough to break your bones. Micah is also the best friend you can have she is fun and caring. If you see her cry you are a lucky person to be close enough to see it because she is the toughest person you'll ever meet.

-What ya doing?

- Hanging out with Micah.
- I heard he's pretty cool.
-Yup. SHE is very cool.

by -YAY- December 1, 2020

Micah

The gaeeeereest kid EVVVER allays down to gobble that gliZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz

Hey Micah. Yeah. Ur gayyyyy

by Mskjfrgn jdksndrtiokfnd skj December 2, 2020

micah jackson

an amazing person with a beautiful soul. but not to be messed with or you will die!! he is smart and loyal and hot af!!!

Micah Jackson is a goat!!

by just some wierdo November 11, 2020

Corey and Micah

Corey and Micah are inseparable you can’t mess with one without getting the other they both can handle them selves but are better and stronger together like brother bond

Wow Corey and Micah seem unbelievable

by Drake cook000999 October 20, 2020