messiah slut

A dumb blond that likes anal sex behind churches.

The blonde went to the church is a messiah slut

by Dr deadpool May 6, 2018

Messighah

Ultra-orthodox religious crap that is so insipid and improbable-sounding that it makes you "sighingly" bored.

If I hafta hear 'bout da Messighah one more time, I think I'm gonna puke!

by QuacksO September 11, 2018

messiahsis

a chronic mental health condition characterized by the belief that an individual is destined to become a group’s savior.

“Trump and his followers appear to suffer from a severe case of messiahsis.”

by SalvyZ June 6, 2019

Messi-Ronaldo

You take a girl back to her place, get into the bedroom, donkey kick her in the fucking teeth, and leave through the fire escape

Yo, I gave this girl the hardest Messi-Ronaldo last night. She called me the next day, but I couldn’t figure out what she wanted, so I went back and gave her another Messi-Ronaldo.

by Messi-Ronaldo ;) April 15, 2019

Messiah

That really handsome fellow that has nothing to prove so because he knows he is that guy.

Everybody wants to be him so they cast aspersions on who he is.

Usually he is highly intelligent and prefers actions over rhetoric.

Messiah: The cult of personality, spirituality and physicality.
Guy 1 :“He’s an Ed”
Guy 2 : “Nah he definitely is Wisdumb”.
Guy 1’s girlfriend: “He’s Hot”
(Guy 1 approaches Wisdumb looks him in the eye and see the truth then walks away).

by Missael December 2, 2019

Messiah

Somebody who lost their virginity in a three (or more) way.

John is great with the ladies, a true messiah.

by ChristianMuslim69 October 31, 2019

MESSIesque

When someone does something well or perfectly.

Dude that was MESSIesque.How did you do that?

by amn077 November 9, 2019