Di-rectum-ly 

Shortened way of saying "directly in the buttocks"

That problem bites me directly in the ass/buttocks...like, di-rectum-ly in the buttocks/ass!!

Di-rectum-ly by Cratered MoonUnit March 4, 2011

whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s‘y’es 

1. Knowing if someone’s lying to you, also requires at least 2,500 IQ.
2. Black female penis

>> Do you cheated on me?
<< No why would I do that?
>> *whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s‘y’es*

whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s‘y’es by Le Pipi May 10, 2018

Kanye-west'ly 

Stupidly, unreasonably and irrationally (expensive)

Those shoes are Kanye-west'ly expensive.

Kanye-west'ly by The Conflagration October 25, 2018

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'um'is'o'ke'im'emnd'maam'ne'ver'gonn'agive'youup'nev'er'gon'na'let'u'do'wn 

The longest ascend from whom

Human 1: Have u heard of the word whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'um'is'o'ke'im'emnd'maam'ne'ver'gonn'agive'youup'nev'er'gon'na'let'u'do'wn

Human 2: Yoo wtf

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'um'is'o'ke'im'emnd'maam'ne'ver'gonn'agive'youup'nev'er'gon'na'let'u'do'wn by Nev.er Gonnagiveuup August 12, 2020

whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es 

No non confuse

dude 1: whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es has stolen my drink
dude 2: da FUCC

whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es by Fucc.You.2021 October 8, 2020

whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es'd’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’d’is’s’es'n 

one once thought that whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es was the most superior variant of who.
but they were wrong.
and the god of words has returned to bestow apon them the penultimate who.
bow before it or the infinite wrath of whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es'd’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’d’is’s’’es'n will be bestowed apon you and it will become a singularity, consuming the entire local group.
even a black hole could not imagine this kind of power.

guy one: whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es'd’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’d’is’s’es'n thinks they can get on my level
the audience: wheezing
some egomaniac: COME AT ME

whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es'd’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’d’is’s’es'n by prophet of the word god August 3, 2021

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n't'haps'may 

The ultimate form of whomst've. If you get hit with this, you're fuckin' dead, kiddo.

Greg: @everyone
Fred: Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n't'haps'may pinged!?

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n't'haps'may by A. RANDOMGUY October 14, 2021