long-roof

noun; slang term for a station wagon, particularly one that has been turned into a low-rider or a street rod; so called because the roof of a station wagon is longer than the roof of a closed car such as a sedan or hardtop; these cars, formerly thought of as old-fashioned cars that only tennis moms would drive, have become fashionable since they don't look like your mother's minivan...

"Dig that long-roof Chaz is driving! Never thought an old Country Squire would look so good!"

long-roof by bongoman January 1, 2008

long ass 

An increment of time, lengthy in nature.

After I ran over a herd of tree huggers, I served a long ass in Pelican Bay.

long ass by Jaggo March 23, 2004

Long island 

Long Island consists of Nassau and Suffolk Counties, though the New York City counties of Queens and Brooklyn are also on the Island. Nassau County is the wealthiest county in New York State(not including New York County/Manhattan). It is also the 5th wealthiest county in the country. Suffolk County is known for the exclusive Hamptons beach enclaves, where many actors, actresses, NYC businessmen, etc. have summer estates. Long Island is home to the most expensive house in the United States. Long Island is part of the New York City metropolitan area(which also includes Westchester County in NY, a few northern New Jersey Counties, and Western Connecticut).

Long Island is known for its outstanding schools, many of which are nationally recognized. Long Island is known for its high quality of living, as well as being one of the most expensive places to live in the US. Fire Island National Seashore is also part of LI. Long Island is surrounded by beaches, and residents can enjoy Jones Beach, Long Beach, Point Lookout, Lido Beach, beaches in the Hamptons, Orient Point, etc. Long Island also has the lowest crime rate in the country.

North Shore communities are known for affluence, South Shore communities are known for beaches.

Long Islanders also generally have a distinct accent, usually associated with the New York City metro area.

Oh you're from Long Island? You must be rich!

Oh you're from Long Island? Please say "Long Guy Land"!

Long Island? isn't that where Billy Joel is from?

Long island by Cool Guy5 July 22, 2006

Long Dong Silver 

An African-American adult film character from the 1970s/1980s. The actor who played the character wore an abnormally large prosthetic penis.

"Damn, that Long Dong Silver sure was a freak of nature!"
"Dude, he was just wearing a big-assed dildo."

Long Dong Silver by Jake in NYC December 18, 2005

long john 

Long Underwear that is worn in the winter

Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!

long john by kow_heman February 25, 2005

long island 

Wow. I've lived on Long Island my whole entire life, and I'll admit
-yeah there are those morons who think their 'ghetto' and 'gangsta' but not all of us are like that
-I'm a new yorker cause i live in new york STATE. not the city, you fucktards. i think i would know, i live here.
-not everyone here is rich or white. i know plenty of people who are poor and plenty of people who are black.
-no everyone is homosexual, so get over it. seriously, there are gay people here, but not everyone is.
-i have to admit, we do have nice beaches..
-long island is not upstate, thats just retarted to say.
-not all long islanders have the mentality that we're better then everywhere else. yea i like it here, but i dont think im better then anyone else.
-not all the girls are bitches
-just cause you meet a stupid person here, doesnt make everyone else stupid
-go to a place before you judge it.

so yeah, we have a baillion 7-11's and theirs kid's loitering everywhere, but so what? why does it make such a difference to you?

Long island, born and raised.x3

long island by long island<33 April 16, 2006

Long Pig 

slang term for human flesh prepared as the flesh of a pig. Usually used to sell human flesh to tourists in East Asian countries. Long Pig is best when avoided entirely.

long pig is people!!!

Long Pig by Zach January 29, 2004