jeff gordon 

The 2005 Daytona 500 winner and 4 time champion. He won 70 races, 3 Daytona 500's, and 4 Brickyard 400's. He has a lifetime contract with Hendrick Motorsports, meaning he's the best active driver out there today. People don't like him because his car has more value than their trailer home.

The best 3 alltime NASCAR Drivers are Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt, and Jeff Gordon

jeff gordon by Joe C March 29, 2005

gordan 

a nose goblin

"i think you've got a gordan in there."
*points.

*rubbage of nose
"thanks!"

gordan by itsathurdsay01 August 26, 2008

Gordon 

Gordon is a random dude wich has a larger Genital region than Dan!!!!

"Dan:Aw man Gordon scares me"
"Pieman:why?"
"Dan:Cos hes got a bigger dick than me!"

Gordon by blehhhhhhhh August 30, 2008

Gordan Freeman 

Hero that survived the Black Mesa Incident, and the Combine overtaking, of which destroyed the Citadel run by Dr. Green, former Admin of Black Mesa. MIT graduate, he worked at Black Mesa, until the incident, then was hired by the mysterious G-Man, to which he is to fulfil his every whim; next of which was the Combine overrising and destroying the Citadel. Also known as the "Free-man".

Though a destined hero, he still has no reason to speak. Curious as to how he got through school...

Headcrabs still fear Gordan till this day...

Gordan Freeman by OvalvaSix January 5, 2005

godofredo

Godofredo is one of the smartest guy you'll ever meet, lots of girls have had a crush on him or have one on him right now. He can be shy at times but other then that he's very loyal to his friends and will never let them down even if they make fun of him

I can't believe I just let Godofredo!

godofredo by TheRealGurl March 18, 2016

Godomite 

A practitioner of the most grave and foul of sins: Godomy... Which is to say, of course, someone who's become so deliriously happy with having god up their own ass that they try to forcibly shove god up your ass as well.

This is distinct from someone who tries to shove a non-deitic imaginary being up your ass... The proper term for that sort of person is "demented ass-freak". You can keep the specifics clear with this handy rule of thumb: Remember... All godomites are demented ass-freaks, but not all demented ass-freaks are godomites.

Anyone currently living in the US will recognize this one right away, but probably assume it refers only to radical christians. Actually it means anyone who tries to forcibly shove any deitic being up your ass.

Preacher Bob: Do you know JC? Lemme tell you about JC! JC is so wonderful, he can walk on water! JC died for your sins! I -love- JC, he's the best. Everything is better with JC! What would JC do? No JC, no peace - Know JC, know peace! Have you accepted JC as your personal dominatrix... -er- ...I mean "savior"! heh... Silly me.
Healthy person: Eeek!! Godomite! Get away from me!

Godomite by Honor January 20, 2006

Gordon Moakes

LOVE!
Bassist of Bloc Party...He's beautiful.

"He hugged me for jumping on me at the NME Awards Tour! Yay!"

Gordon Moakes by Camille February 21, 2005