An incredibly large person, known for his love of fast food, especially the pies for sale at half time at a football (soccer) match. Tends to take up more than one seat, and obscures the view when you're trying to watch the match.
Oi, pieman, move it so I can see the pitch!
by Pete October 6, 2004
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a term used to define people with pie hats and moneen shirts.
pieman, youre the coolest.
pieman's computer has quit!
by slex July 19, 2004
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To obsess over an ex girlfriend, to the point of sending her mother a letter.

In the realm of cyber space, there was once a hunk of a man, who did not posses a bright red nose, a shocking face or eyebrows which looked like they had their own type of follicle down syndrome - who was left by his "fat, thunder thighed, whore of a girlfriend" for a "balding, old, overweight German paedophile" thus sending him spiralling down into a word of despair, sadness and anger. However, credit to be given to this man, he did not turn emo. Oh no, he sent his ex's mother a letter. He sure showed them.

To over react in such a pathetic and bordering on compulsive, obsessive and plain old pathetic manner, is doing a Pieman.
I love her so much, I had to go the pieman.
by Darky from Big Footy February 27, 2006
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a legend!
has a large obsession with doing the windmill with his penis, often in public places and to strangers.

Likes to laugh at stupid things such has teeeeeth and nooose.
favorite phrase is "giz a gobble"
AND LOVES SEX!!
by pieman_rovers June 21, 2009
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