Google 

A shitty company that keeps deleting everything I have, being annoying, and being generally being shit.

Man, FUCK Google. I'm switching to Bing dawg.

Google by 711pizza June 22, 2025

Google

A search engine on the internet (that uses the google search engine) for all its "business partners". <- Actual meaning, look it up

The company in it is ownership by Alphabet and is maintaining a hold on youtube, gmail and adscence. While distracting you with techbro dude attitude since the google glass and their Stadia. Everyone of their services is trash that leads you hell. But don't tell your parents because they might believe in hell and gotten used to it

I want to invest in google stock but they keep making this trash every few year,
"Don't forget they still have their search engine"
"Oh yeah but I guess that will take a decade and I need COKAINE now.

Google by Hotpies February 9, 2026

Google Barrel Roll 

When you Google Barrel Roll, it turns the Entire page around!!!!

When I did Google Barrel Roll, it did indeed turn the whole page around in a circle!!!!

Google Barrel Roll by Starchylde September 12, 2016

Google Fingers 

The sound someone makes when you ask them a question and you hear them immediately look up the answer online while you are still talking to them.

"I just asked Melissa what the capital of Assyria was, and I heard the sound of Google Fingers coming from the other end of the phone."

Google Fingers by TheKraigster April 30, 2014

Google Thumper

Masturbating anywhere in a Google office

it is said staff at Google loving having a Google Thumper during Lunch

Google Thumper by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019

Google Cooking

Stealing baking and cooking pictures off Google and posting them as your own.

Rob Gover hasn't cooked since '03.

All he does is fucking Google Cooking.

Google Cooking by Jizz Blaster 69 March 25, 2020

Google Punch 

The knockout blow to win a nerd-off where you use Google to put people in their place...for a couple of seconds until everyone forgets about it.

Julie: Yahoo! I just Google Punched you, you asshole!

Linda: Well turns out you're wrong and you're getting Bing punted for this!

Julie: Woah! Wrong?! Well I've Ask Jeeves about it!

Google Punch by nomanito September 18, 2016