Gunk

An absolute fucking meathead. In love with the weight room and looking at himself in he mirror. Can not speak, only mutters the phrase, "UUUUUHHHHHHHGGGGGGG".

Bro, you are a total GUNK!

by DonJulioTheCancerKid September 14, 2017

Gunk Shot

When you are having sex with a women. Pull out, nut in your hand, back up and try to shot the jizz into the vagina from a 3 point distance

The wife is mad because I tried a gunk shot on her last night.

by SIXX6VI November 17, 2019

gunksmunkler

Someone who steals (or smunkles) a viscous substance from one personal belongs to sell for their own gain. Typically used as a derogatory term towards people who steal said substance. The substance (typically referred to as sludge, slime, or gunk) is commonly used to keep demons away.

"That gunksmunkler has been smunkling gunk from my anti gunky gunk smunkle station"

by PaulGunkSmunkler June 10, 2021

grunked

Act of consuming large quanities of alcohol at a diffent date in time...

We went out and drank last night and we got beyond sober

by Ty March 6, 2004

Grunk

1.) Elderly people who are drunk beyond their limit. (Grandparent + Crunked)

2.) When you consume large enough quantities of alcohol that you enter a state where you fall and cant get up, need adult diapers, and have trouble getting an erection, much like a Grandparent.

Damn, I got grunk last night! I pissed my pants and couldnt get it up.

by B. Hurk February 18, 2009

grunkle

A man who has had relationships or relations with both your aunt AND your grandmother. Your uncle, AND your grandpa. Thus, grunkle.

"Uncle Rob is dating grandma now, he's your grunkle"
"I don't want to go to Christmas dinner, grunkle Rob creeps me out"

by leahmarie8390 April 29, 2009

Glunk

A small measurement of liquid precisely done with a quick tilt of the container

"a want a glunk of milk in my coffee"

by f3ar_me September 23, 2009