1. A small ball of lint or fuzz, esp. one stuck to clothing.
2. A tiny remnant of something, too small to be valuable.
2. A tiny remnant of something, too small to be valuable.
1. These vintage sweaters are worthless-- they're covered in futzels.
2. There's nothing left of the pizza, just a couple futzels.
2. There's nothing left of the pizza, just a couple futzels.
by Mr.Dandy January 17, 2012
Get the futzel mug.That punk is such a bully that he is cosidered to be a Future wife Beater. Wait until his anger turns on his spouse,he'll use her 'and his kids as a punching bag,instead of his classmates.
by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013
Get the future wife beater mug.Any small to fairly sized object that falls between the cushions of a couch, commonly rediscovered after as much as a year of confinement in said furniture. Notable types include Goldfish, Cheez-Its, and popcorn, though more essential living room items, such as TV remotes, have been found, as well.
I found a Hershey's Kiss futon crouton the other day in my Ikea couch. Gave it a sniff to make sure there was no stank and I popped that motherfucker in my mouth.
by Dang Lin Wang LXIX November 11, 2016
Get the futon crouton mug.This is a word that can be use as the 'f word' if you would like, or just shouted in random for absolutely no reason for comedic purposes or even an exclamation of joy or anger or whatever emotion you want, maybe your sad just say futage to feel happy, maybe your angry, just exclaim futage to relieve that anger. Futage is a very versatile and fickle word. It can be used as an insult also.
Pronunciation:
The 'fut' part is pronounced like cut
and the 'age' part is pronounced like 'uj'
So 'fut-age'
Pronunciation:
The 'fut' part is pronounced like cut
and the 'age' part is pronounced like 'uj'
So 'fut-age'
by FutageKing March 25, 2019
Get the Futage mug.Somebody who appears to be a massive loser. People tend to have little to no respect for them, because they like radiohead. They are often a disorganised sweet-heart who seems to be a walking stroke of bad luck.
by Futzie hater October 20, 2021
Get the Futzie mug.A place where work and unnecessary suffering is the order of the day. It is also a place where the sun is unforgiving and everybody are moving mad because of too much heat in their heads.
by KinggW December 7, 2021
Get the Futa mug.From the online comic strip Future Retard. A baby sends messages from the future through the tellevision. He basically gives facts on the future which are irrelevant and annoying.
"Inna future, everyting is testd! Inna future we lik da backstreet boys! Inna future, we dun go to da potty! Inna future!" I can go on and on but I'm just too damn tired!
by horror_blood June 30, 2004
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