Flat Nutter

Slang for an American Indian. Derives from Native Americans who rode horses bareback and would wear loin clothes, essentially flattening their testicles.

The movie Dances With Wolves had a ton of flat nutters in it.

by Tom Lnuski March 22, 2008

Flat Earth

noun

The act of not liking the reality of something so deliberately denying it's existence for personal gain.

Anne didn't like her homework so she flat earthed it. As a result she flunked her test.

by ParodyMan November 15, 2018

flat eric

a plush charactor used in the levi jeans comercial and also for an e's shoes video add.

flat eric sells levi's

by eric collins May 13, 2005

flat diet soda

Got some flat diet soda? If it contains phosphoric acid and/or citric acid, don't throw it away, put it in a spray bottle and use it as a cleaner. Do NOT use regular (sugary) soda, or you'll make a super sticky mess!

Flat diet soda cleans well, and is safe for babies and pets.

by Shelly Bozdog December 10, 2006

flat face

Racial slur aimed at asians and pacific islanders. Most often used by the small minded and insecure to make them feel superior to someone. Frequently used with or in place of chinc or slant eyes as an adjective to a more universally used slur like bastard or fucker.

That flat faced bitch wrecked the curve and turned my D into an F!

by so what November 13, 2005

flat-footed

Flat-footed: Slow, behind the times, stupid, dull, dumb. Not fast enough to "catch up".

Jim was caught flat-footed in his response to the question regarding the latest techno gizmo's.

by Douglas Schmidt June 17, 2008

Flat Stanley

1) A Boner
2) A children's Book from the '60's from which the term got it's name.

*Note that the term can be used two ways, to refer to a boner, or to address one.
1) I was sitting in math and got a major flat stanley.
2) Hi flat stanley, do you wanna come out and play?

by CJ McMastaKewlio February 10, 2009