Filipino John

A goofy fun,, loveable guy. Always a good time, usually a Gemini. A regular John, but Filipino, and in the closet. You can always count on a Filipino John

I wish he'd stop being a Filipino John, he'd be happy if he was just honest with himself

by Pinoy pete November 20, 2022

Filipino sundae

A joke you play on you're Filipina girlfriend so she scours the internet looking for fucked-up images, like a chicken shutting in a dudes mouth in a walk-in freezer. She's kind of fucked-up for looking for visuals like this!

Why didn't you ever tell me about the ol' Filipino Sundae?

by Filipino sundae May 16, 2016

filipino

Not Aimee Mabelle.

Aimee thinks she's filipino lol.

by zephryst October 8, 2019

Filipino Fever

Currently being obsessed with Filipinos 😍😍😍,

Gosh, I’m having “Filipino fever” right now!!

by Lina B. February 26, 2024

Filipino

A language with such longs words you’ll cry.

Sarah: Hey Arthur, you know Filipino, how do you say "what I heard was disturbing" in Filipino?
Arthur: Oh it’s nakakapágpabagabag ang narinig ko
Sarah: *cries*

by CoolotakuB) May 24, 2023

Filipino Chocolate Swirl

Immediately after dropping a deuce a man must take ferocious meat until the man ejaculates inside his anus. Following this the man slurps up the concoction.

"Can we please have just one more Filipino Chocolate Swirl before bed?"

by Tim Shivers July 1, 2025

Filipino Ham

The odor that any sandwich excretes after being raped in the hopes to come up with a substitute for mayonnaise.

Johnny’s always bringing Filipino Ham subs for lunch. Don’t talk to him.

by OGR3 April 23, 2018