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The Six T Excuse

Too Tired To Tag The Timer

Can be used to describe how tired you were as you try to explain to someone else that you set your alarm but forgot to turn it on.

(Note: Good for cutting tension if your boss is mad at you for being late for work)
Boss: You have five seconds to give me a legit reason as to why you were late for work before I fire your ass!
You: (Use the Six T Excuse! Use the Six T Excuse!) Sorry boss, I guess I was Too Tired To Tag The Timer
Boss: *Smirk* Aww, you're lucky I like you! Now get outta my site.
You: Yessir!(You mean I'm not fired?...Sweet deal!)
by PornSoldier December 15, 2006
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The Big Excuse

“I hated all those bleeping webinars,” snaps Micro, “and the boss would always check the Zoom chat to see who actively attended. Now I beg off with The Big Excuse, saying it’s long-haul and I’m too foggy to grok what’s going on. She was sensitive about it. Ha!”

“Swim meets always drove me bonkers,” says Bailey. “But Cypress cried if I didn’t go – until I duped her with The Big Excuse, saying that mommies who’d had Delta had to stay home and rest, and nanny Martha could support a little princess’s backstroke just fine.”
by Hifalutin! February 5, 2022
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console exclusive

A term Xbox fanboys use to describe a multiplatform game that's available on Xbox but not the Playstation.
Sorry you PS4 fanboys can't play Titanfall, it's a console exclusive.
by Urban Truth November 7, 2013
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excuses are like asses

The full phrase is "Excuses are like asses; everybody's got em." There are many variations on this phrase; for example, some people may add "and they all stink" to the end, or change "asses" to "assholes." The phrase appears to have evolved from the related phrase, "Opinions are like assholes - everybody's got one."
"It wasn't my fault I was late, the traffic was bad!"
"Excuses are like asses. Everybody's got em, and they all stink."
by progamer124 May 23, 2004
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Exclusive Epsilion

The epsilion line of Sigma Beta Rho Fraternity Inc. at the University of the Sciences in Philadelphia.
Exclusive Epsilion includes Brothers Hirudo, Dux Ducis, Fidelis, & Benedicto!
by SigRho Soldier June 4, 2009
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excuse my french

what yokels say before they utter a 'cuss word'
Excuse my French, but I would like to fuck a bitch,
by Jacques Chirac November 1, 2003
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Excuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a justification.
"Don't give me that Excuse Willis, I'm NOBODY'S FOOL."
by PoliPotter April 13, 2009
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