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Ejaculate Conception

The act of impregnating a female and then denying any interactions with a said woman leaves her a single mother with no father figure around.
Tom: Did you hear Sady was pregnant?
Sally: She's a virgin though, it must have been an immaculate consception
Tom: More like an ejaculate conception, she's a hoe on the DL
by UIU Speed Team August 29, 2022
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premacheer ejaculation

noun: a loud cheer ejaculated loudly and involuntarily during a sporting event when one thinks his or her team gained some ground, when it really was a play that favored the other team.
Sitting in the Brazil section of the futbol staduim, Jose emitted a premacheer ejaculation thinking his team's goalie had made the save, when the ball had actually rolled in. The other Brazil fans beat him up for his mistake.
by das.sprache.meister March 27, 2015
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Acute Ejaculation

When a group of males sit in a triangle, jerking each other off.
Me and my dong mates got together for a quick acute ejaculation before choir.
by ilulyou November 17, 2020
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Ejaculational

"The way my teacher talk to me was not Eductional, but ejaculational."
by Lil Sticki November 20, 2020
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Un-ejaculate

To widen your dickhole, then use your cock like a vacuum and suck the cum back into your balls.
Woman: “Oh my god?! I told you I wasn’t safe today!”
Badass dude: “It’s okay baby I work at planned parenthood, I can just un-ejaculate.”
by Mr.SexYourself March 18, 2021
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Ejaculation

Cum, Ejaculation
by Cum man 3000 September 3, 2019
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