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cockerbollocks

A phrase used to describe a situation that's gone drastically wrong.
Sorry love, it's all gone cockerbollocks at work today, the system has died, the boss has gone home early and so I'll be late home. No dear, definitely not going to the pub.
by TukayAway November 15, 2010
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Concert Ears

The ringing and throbbing in your ears that you hear and feel when you try to get sleep after going to a loud gig/concert.

It's only noticeable when you get home and try to sleep. It can manifest itself up to 5 hours after the concert.
Fuck yeah, Metallica were awesome!

(3 hours later)

Finally, home to bed. Ah shit! Now I have Concert Ears.
by stowball January 6, 2011
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Concert slut

A girl at a concert who sings along to every song as obnoxiously as possible and thinks she's a diva. Usually has a bad bleach blonde dyejob.
Concert sluts are mostly fans of pop and country.

Guy: Hey check out those concert sluts standing on those chairs.
by Triple Double May 26, 2013
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cockered

Messing someone up. Hitting someone or something very hard. To defeat someone or something.
Fuck man I just cockered the hell out of Norjons face!
by The cocker February 28, 2014
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concern for my Cheetos

when a friend worries about crunchy snacks getting too moist
Karl was preparing his snack bowl with Cheetos, apples and carrots when his roommate, Larissa, asked "won't that make your Cheetos soggy?" Karl replied: "no not at all but your concern for my Cheetos is greatly appreciated"
by Uncle Joosie March 5, 2020
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Pop Smoke concert

to be/wake up at Pop Smoke concert means that you have died, since he also is dead.

the saying is interchangeable for any popular dead artist therefor useful in any environment, if adjusted.

I've seen it in memes and considered amusing
(1) If you down the whole bottle you gonna end up at Pop Smoke concert!

(2) When you go to sleep with cough and wake up at Pop Smoke concert.. :|
#corona2020
by didierlama December 8, 2020
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Cockeroni

A penis resembling a pepperoni log, usually redish from the presence of a veneral disease.
That porn star has a cockeroni footer.
by Jesus November 24, 2003
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