stowball's definitions

Chromosexual

A user who has dumped their previous browser in favour of Google Chrome, just because it's cool.

Person 1: "Firefox has served me well for so many years, but since anything Google does is just so fucking cool, I'm now using Chrome. *pause* Do you know how to find my bookmarks or menu bar?"

Person 2: "Chromosexual"

by stowball January 12, 2011

Mandango

The award given to the player who wins at least 3 out of 5 races in a Mario Kart championship.

Winning all races results in Maximum Mandangoes

5-nil baby! Maximum Mandangoes! In your face losers!

by stowball February 11, 2010

awfuk

When something is so awful, it's fucking awful.

This soy decaf latté is awfuk.

by stowball June 15, 2017

Gumpy

A massive, angry-looking pimple or spot

Whoah! Check out the gumpy on the guy's neck!

by stowball September 3, 2011

Spiderweb Dance

The frantic waving and brushing yourself off after walking in to a spiderweb (especially in the dark).

While taking the garbage out, I walked in to a massive spiderweb, droppped the bin on my foot, screamed like a banshee and did the spiderweb dance.

by stowball December 23, 2010

Concert Ears

The ringing and throbbing in your ears that you hear and feel when you try to get sleep after going to a loud gig/concert.

It's only noticeable when you get home and try to sleep. It can manifest itself up to 5 hours after the concert.

Fuck yeah, Metallica were awesome!

(3 hours later)

Finally, home to bed. Ah shit! Now I have Concert Ears.

by stowball January 6, 2011

Trampoline Back

Acute lower back pain - usually in unfit adults - arising from jumping on a trampoline

Boy: "Where's Grandad? I want to play with him again."

Mum: "No, he can't. He's in bed in agony with trampoline back after playing with you earlier."

by stowball December 28, 2011