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bertie

A derogaratory name for a homosexual/s usually linked to actors.

Reputed by John Sessions on an episode of QI to have come from a conversation he had with either Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (JS) to avoid.
(1) I've been offered the role of Hamlet at Sadlers wells

(2) Who with?

(1) the SDT

(2) oh they're an absolute fleet of bertie's
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
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girl berries

One of my friends asked me to show him my girl berries.
by Heather P WHAT March 6, 2009
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berries

that of which is attractive or pleasing physically or to the eye
wow! that girly over there is the absolute berries!
by toilet seat March 4, 2007
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Bernie

Created after a hippie music teacher who doesn't wear socks and drives a Mercedes. The term Bernie is to be used to call someone a person who has no rhythm or timing. In the recording sense the term should be used to explain one who uses 2 microphones to record numerous instruments. Also calling someone a Bernie by the way they sound: jibberish.
"look at the Bernie on the dance floor, kid can't even hit the beat"
A: "yo im gonna record the band tonight, but I'm only gonna use 2 mics"
B: "dude, you're such a fucking Bernie" "this music sounds like stupid jibberish, did Bernie do this?"
"put on some socks... Bernie!"
by Kyle Jones in ya Area November 7, 2007
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Vagingle Berries

When a girl doesn't shave her genital area, then gets her period and the blood clots around her pubic hairs. Similar to Dingle Berries.
Caroline: Oh shit I got my period and I forgot to shave!
Brittany: Better get on that before you get those Vagingle Berries!
by runforestrun December 10, 2009
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bertie

A Extra Large Poo that takes several flushes to get rid of.
A huge log, that sometimes has to be broken in half before it disappears.
Ive just done a "bertie" or whos left a "bertie"
by Markmcmcmc October 16, 2007
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Bernies

A certain subset of millenial SJWs who are going to feel oppressed no matter where or who they are in the world

Being a victim and blaming others is a huge part of their repertoire and the idea of personal accountability and responsibility often send them into triggered panic attacks crying and chanting about an imagined nether world imp who relishes at the thought of their anguish.

They are ignorant to the fact that socialism leads to communism which in turn leads to the gulags.

They are obsessed with virtue signaling and completely and utterly ignorant of the well over 100 million people communist idealogues have murdered in the last century or the 500 million babies aborted in chinas one child policy(mostly little girls)...#metoo

By sheer lack of knowledge and godlessness they want to undermine,overthrow and tear down the greatest and fairest country ever seen on the face of the earth.

Where they have the freedom to attempt this subversion. Indoctrinated by their lgbtq-xyzlmnop professors and hollywood communist rhetoric they are used like disposable tools, ignorant and

blind to the proported outcome of their socialist pandering an professional victimhood.

If the road to Hell is paved with good intentions these little socialist millenial brats are driving the bulldozier at full speed down the mountain.
As the "bernies" at evergreen college slid deeper and deeper into their imagined utopia (where everyone rides unicorns)
They began too realize that the grass is not greener on the other side....in fact there is no grass and people are starving so much they've resorted to cannibalism..
by yotaterds July 11, 2020
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