A very patchy beard, the pattern resembles that of a wiffle ball. It is common in teenage boys, but occasionally found in old men who cannot grow a solid beard. Becomes visible in an untrimmed beard once it is past the scruff stage. Past the peach fuzz stage.
by ArtT3ach3r December 25, 2011
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a mysterious gypsie who tends to perform preposterous dances and often enjoys "having a gander" at your treasures
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befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)
I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)
I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack
by Josh January 22, 2005
Get the i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot mug.An incompetant co-worker who believes that Non-Fat Milk is Soy milk, and her "favorite". She believes that Orange Mango Naked Juices come in the Green, Super C packaging for the heck of it, and practically is the definition of a Joan Clever housewife who thought getting a job was "Fun".
She is the bane of every other co-worker's existence.
You've been Wiffed is a common statement.
The stench of the Wiff is left behind by a trail of dead.
She is the bane of every other co-worker's existence.
You've been Wiffed is a common statement.
The stench of the Wiff is left behind by a trail of dead.
"Would you like a desert?"
"I've never had soy before (looking at Non-fat and tries it), Yum! That's my Favorite!"
"Who wrote that cup? What IS it?!"
- I don't know. The WIFF wrote it.
UGH!
"I've never had soy before (looking at Non-fat and tries it), Yum! That's my Favorite!"
"Who wrote that cup? What IS it?!"
- I don't know. The WIFF wrote it.
UGH!
by I smell Wiff. January 27, 2009
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