leaning to von dutch

dressing your lil'johnson in a mini tuxedo and putting on a play for your gay neighbour, who just happens to be from the Netherlands

i may lean a bit von dutch, for my friendly neighbour patrick

by Toon November 5, 2003

Baron Von Douchenstein

Someone who actively seeks out opportunities to be a douche to people he does not like rather then simply avoiding them and letting them go about their business. The Baron thinks that the people he dislikes simply don't have the right to exist in the same universe as they do and feel the need to point that out to them excessively. He will often perform his douchiest acts in secret so that no one else will know about his douchery.

He will sometimes tag the person he does not like in photos online with an insulting nickname, speak in code with others around the person he dislikes and will sometimes use status messages online that insult the disliked party ie "Saturday night and I'm goin out!... and get outta my way (insulting nickname)" or "HAPPY SNOW DAY! and get out of my way (insulting nickname)" The nickname will often be an OOOOOLD pop culture reference that only the disliked person will recognize.

This can go on, sometimes for YEARS after the disliked person has gotten fed up and started avoiding the Baron out of annoyance with his behavior.

The Baron will often be well liked among the people in his entourage but will begin acting douchey if one of them chooses to spend time with the disliked party.

ex 1. Disliked person : "Oh look, I have 50 emails from facebook saying that Baron Von Douchenstein has tagged me in my own photos as "Asshole" What a SHOCK!"

ex 2. Disliked person : "Oh look, Baron Von Douchenstein is out with so and so and also wants Urkel to get out of his way... That show was on, what 20 years ago? Isn't he dead?"

by [e-mail] February 22, 2011

Luke Von Fabre

Main character of the game "Tales of the Abyss", used to show the idiocy or inexperiance of somone.

"You're like Luke Von Fabre!"

by plinkochip November 12, 2006

dita von teese

Burlesque dancer who is still famous for some reason that nobody really understands. Dresses like my grandma.

Described by Manson in an interview for mansonusa as: ''...some worthless piece of shit who thinks that they are the center of the universe.''

Dita von Teese might not be so happy that her ex-husband is the antichrist. Fun for all of us tho.

by Emilyfox February 4, 2008

Von Hot Rod

Meaning something beautiful, Something Unique and hard to find....something like Von HotRod. something With such love and care. Something you cant let go, even if the world is falling, Even if you have to let go. Von hot rod has Perfection, love, life, and everything you need to make life what you want. Nothing can ever change Von Hot Rod

"There is nothing like Von Hot Rod."

by MegLynn975 February 3, 2010

baron von doggystyle

Nickname given to Phil Brown who was known for his sexual prowess in the greater Pittsburgh area. Legend has it that he was a decendant of royalty and could perform doggystyle like a motherfucker. The ladies referred to him as half man half amazing. When walking down the street one would hear people whisper, There goes Baron Von Doggystyle, the world's greatest lover!

That guy can bone like no other. He is a modern day Baron Von Doggystyle.

by Dr Love Bone December 12, 2016

Kat Von Don't

Anything L.A. tattoo artist Kat Von D wouldn't do.
Rendering it uncool.

Tell me you're not getting a tramp stamp of a unicorn. That's a Kat Von Don't right there.

by Mellie_Mazz March 29, 2015