toking

Doing your theory of knowledge homework, possibly while blitzed out of your skull. Usually it's used as an excuse to sound hard.

Tyrone: yo chek out sizz's away msg
Tyrone: doo say he toking, but he don smoke shytt
Alfred: naw man he's just doing his homework
Tryone: that fgt trying to sound all hard
Alfred: foreal.
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Sizzle: dude i'm so high
Tyrone: shut tha fuck up sizz
Alfred: go to hell sizz.

by H Fizzzz December 6, 2006

toliver mcfailure

The state of being one "TOliver" while having your father do a hoe-down up front. This of course leads to the disowning of one's family.

Theodore "VindowViper" Oliver

by Phasmatis568 January 23, 2004

toing

when you go in a cardboard box in the ocean (but any water will do) while eating a dougnut

Annie-What are you doing?
Me-Toing
Annie-CAN I COME?!?
Me- Yeah but bring your own cardboard and dougnuts...

by Lilly P. November 6, 2012

Tobin

A pussy bitch faced nozzler that gets everyone suspended or expelled and fucks up everything for everyone else for no reason. Complete bitch and constantly changes school because everyone hates him. He will often act very innocent and not know what hes doing, he also usually has no friends. He will tell on anyone and everyone for no fucking reason because he thinks its always directed at him.

Dude that kid is a fucking tobin, he thought that I was calling him a penis when I just randomly yelled it out, now class sucks, and Im suspended.

by ShoShlong December 14, 2010

go sit on the toliet

: the act of sitting on a port-a-potty, toliet, jon-jon, home potty.
: telling one to shut up

also goes in conjunction with better calm down

*Party*
Reese: YEAH RAWK ON!!
Lad: Calm down. Go sit on the toliet.
*silence*

by kdv July 8, 2005

Toings

A humiliating slang used predominantly by Indian Muslim men to refer to the tits or breasts of an Indian Hindu female.

When Ahmad saw Pooja in a bra and jeans in the pub, he remarked to Zaid, "Toings to dekho saali ki, zabardast!".

by dunk902 January 26, 2021

Tolipop

A nickname given to attractive men, who have a way with words that will get your heart. These men usually have beautiful eyes, great smiles, or sexy voices, sometimes all of the above.

I sure wish I had my tolipop tonight.

by Amberkie October 28, 2008