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Joaster Toaster

An aspiring Youtube star that frequently makes Comedy content
Guy 1:

I've never heard of Joaster Toaster
Guy 2:

You will
by jeff333 August 12, 2018
mugGet the Joaster Toastermug.

Toaster strudel

When banging a girl you nut inside her and then eat her box.
When I toaster strudeled that chick I came back up with icing on my chin
by Geoward91 April 7, 2022
mugGet the Toaster strudelmug.

toaster bunny

Don’t be such a toaster bunny Karen it’s just a fucking bag of dicks
by Keanu Wick September 9, 2020
mugGet the toaster bunnymug.

hockey toaster

A game where a group of guys all cum onto a piece of toast as fat as they can, whoever cums last has to eat the toast
Everybody come in for a quick hockey toaster!
by bigman12313213 March 2, 2018
mugGet the hockey toastermug.

Toaster Knifing

A sexual act where you carefully insert pop its fireworks into a condom you are wearing, so that when you stick you dick in, it causes them to all explode from the pressure against them. Much like the explosion created by jamming a knife into a toaster
Person: “Me and my girlfriend tried toaster knifing last night. It was painful but she says she wants to do it again
by Stupidtiredidiotmoron October 29, 2022
mugGet the Toaster Knifingmug.

Piggie-toaster

When you put your toes(piggies) underneath something/someone to make them warm
S/o: why are you putting your cold toes under my butt?
Me: I need a piggie-toaster !
by Bunniboo333 February 19, 2022
mugGet the Piggie-toastermug.

the bread is in the toaster

A phrase used to indicate that something is cool and legit

Can also be used to indicate a plan is in motion
Awesome man, bread in the toaster.

That party was toasty af.

Everything is ready, the bread is in the toaster.
by coolbeans69 October 4, 2016
mugGet the the bread is in the toastermug.

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