Definitions by analdestroyed

toasted penis 

when you wanna up your dick game so u shove ur mEatY cock in a toaster and toast the bitch

dude i was so drunk last night and i woke up with a case of toasted penis

toasted penis by analdestroyed April 18, 2018

devils quinoa 

another word for weed. cuz quinoa is a plant and it makes sense

stoner: hey dawg, you got the devils quinoa?? *wink wink*

devils quinoa by analdestroyed August 13, 2017

reptile jizz 

when your pee has that asparagus remnense, a perfect word to describe it is reptile jizz

man after all that asparagus, my piss smells like reptile jizz

reptile jizz by analdestroyed July 31, 2017

toasted vagina 

when you wanna up your pussy game so you put ur vag in a toaster

boy: do you got that toasted vagina?
me: hell fuckin ya

toasted vagina by analdestroyed July 13, 2017