4 definitions by analdestroyed

1

when you wanna up your dick game so u shove ur mEatY cock in a toaster and toast the bitch

dude i was so drunk last night and i woke up with a case of toasted penis

by analdestroyed July 15, 2017

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2

when you wanna up your pussy game so you put ur vag in a toaster

boy: do you got that toasted vagina?
me: hell fuckin ya

by analdestroyed July 13, 2017

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3

when your pee has that asparagus remnense, a perfect word to describe it is reptile jizz

man after all that asparagus, my piss smells like reptile jizz

by analdestroyed July 31, 2017

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4

another word for weed. cuz quinoa is a plant and it makes sense

stoner: hey dawg, you got the devils quinoa?? *wink wink*

by analdestroyed July 30, 2017

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