4 definitions by Gabe Oytoucher
Vermilion is a Native American word for red clay used to make paints. The town bearing this name in Ohio is historicaly nautical.
A Vermilion Boat Cover is a used condom showing signs of a chick on the rag.
A Vermilion Boat Cover is a used condom showing signs of a chick on the rag.
Matt: Did you see that nasty vermilion boat cover in the corner of the bathroom?
Grant: That's what that was?! I thought it was a gusher...so I ate it! Didn't taste bad, though.
Grant: That's what that was?! I thought it was a gusher...so I ate it! Didn't taste bad, though.
by Gabe Oytoucher December 15, 2014
Can only be performed when a girl is on her period...The guy rubs ice cubes on himself to get his junk all tiny and shriveled (cold as Wyoming). He then goes in the bedroom to watch the girl finger herself during this time of the month (strudel) while yanking his limp cock until he squirts a half-cum on her belly (icing).
Bret: I met this chick last night who was smoking hot. The only problem was she wasn't on her period so I couldn't give her a Wyoming toaster strudel. I had my dick all cold and limp and ready to go too!
Matt: That sucks. I don't even touch my girl except that time of the month.
Matt: That sucks. I don't even touch my girl except that time of the month.
by Gabe Oytoucher December 14, 2014
Bret: "what's for dinner?"
JD: "carp. I was whacking weeds with the sickle and happened to spear a few down by the gas docks"
JD: "carp. I was whacking weeds with the sickle and happened to spear a few down by the gas docks"
by Gabe Oytoucher November 2, 2015
The act of masturbating inside a car that is misfiring or running rough after disconnecting a spark plug wire or coil pack. The person is typically turned on by the vibrating nature of the vehicle then proceeds to rub one out till he runs out of gas or blows his load on the windshield.
I loaned my car to my brother in-law Doug and he brought it back with it running rough with the check engine light on. I asked him what happen? He said oh I forgot to tell you I had a little too much to drink last night and had some fun cranking in your car!
by Gabe Oytoucher September 28, 2023