Gardening utensil used to whack weeds and/or spear carp
Bret: "what's for dinner?"
JD: "carp. I was whacking weeds with the sickle and happened to spear a few down by the gas docks"
Can only be performed when a girl is on her period...The guy rubs ice cubes on himself to get his junk all tiny and shriveled (cold as Wyoming). He then goes in the bedroom to watch the girl finger herself during this time of the month (strudel) while yanking his limp cock until he squirts a half-cum on her belly (icing).
Bret: I met this chick last night who was smoking hot. The only problem was she wasn't on her period so I couldn't give her a Wyoming toaster strudel. I had my dick all cold and limp and ready to go too!
Matt: That sucks. I don't even touch my girl except that time of the month.
Vermilion is a Native American word for red clay used to make paints. The town bearing this name in Ohio is historicaly nautical.
A Vermilion Boat Cover is a used condom
showing signs of a chick on the rag
Matt: Did you see that nasty vermilion boat cover in the corner of the bathroom?
Grant: That's what that was?! I thought it was a gusher...so I ate it! Didn't taste bad, though.