Definitions by PJCS2

trojan toaster 

the process of throwing a condom in the microwave for a short period of time and then placing it over your penis

The trojan toaster is an inexpensive penis warmer.

trojan toaster by PJCS2 December 23, 2009

italian lip wax 

the act of cleaning your dick off of semen on the upper lip of man/woman/animal/yourself(if necessary)

I gave myself a great italian lip wax.

italian lip wax by PJCS2 November 28, 2009