italian lip wax

the act of cleaning your dick off of semen on the upper lip of man/woman/animal/yourself(if necessary)

I gave myself a great italian lip wax.

by PJCS2 November 28, 2009

trojan toaster

the process of throwing a condom in the microwave for a short period of time and then placing it over your penis

The trojan toaster is an inexpensive penis warmer.

by PJCS2 December 23, 2009