tottenhammed

A situation where a football team concedes 7 or more goals, usually against a German side

It‘s already 4-1, they might get tottenhammed...

Wow 8-2?! Barcelona just got absolutely tottenhammed!

by Phtefan August 21, 2020

tittynodes

Small sediments of food or other substance that can be found in the bottom of a cup of liquid

"Look mommy! i have Tittynodes in the bottom of my cup!"

by username217! November 3, 2020

Titting around

When you just can't get the IT to work and you spend the whole day faffing around trying to get on to outlook.

The GL LEP team often end up titting around for hours when they can't light on to Outlook.

by Boonie's Word World November 12, 2020

Tottenham hotspur

The best football team in London!
It's Not a sexual act to a fake disbelief by frustrated arsenal and Chelsea fans, but a act of pure football beauty and phenomenal footballing quality.

Tottenham hotspur win again what a performance

by G unittttt November 22, 2020

tottenham

the best team in north london and can and will always beat arsenal. they will always beat arsenal because they are the shitest and smallest club in FOOTBALL

when i wake up tottenham would have beat arsenal 10-0

by iloveharrykane December 5, 2020

titterittis

An utterance that occurs involuntarily when looking or touching a women’s breasts.

Woah, titterittis!

by bertywho December 22, 2020

Twitten

A Sussex term for a ladies private passage area. Often dark, dank and smelling of urine.

I picked up a bird the other night and her twitten was well overgrown!

by GoneToTheDogs December 28, 2020