tofu sandwich

A sexual act that occurs within the crevice between a mattress and mattress pad, thus producing an added force effect.

Bro I had this chick in a tofu sandwich!

by bonchonsex9 October 12, 2010

tofurfucken

a traditional vegetarian Thanksgiving dish; consists of tofu turkey (tofurkey) stuffed with tofu duck (tofuck); served with a smug smirk of "aren't-we-better-than-the-meat-eaters"

Carnivore: "What do your people do for the entree at Thanksgiving dinner?"

Vegetarian: "Well, since we don't eat death? You know? Ummm, we eat tofurfucken."

Carnivore: "You're so lame."

by The Opster November 23, 2011

toffee bear

to nibble on a piece of toffee as if you were a bear

hey everyone let’s nibble on toffee bear and post a toffee butt

by numnumneyumner September 10, 2018

tofwulanijnat

Tired of fucking with you lame ass niggas I just need an thug.

Like theses regular dudes who do the same thing anit work and we want somebody who gone step for us and who gone shoot for us somebody who’s reall💯 .

U can use it how ever you choose 😊.tofwulanijnat

by The real madness March 11, 2019

Tofee

A VERY EPIC CODER AOKDJFKLKADJ;FLA

Tofee is epic

by ToxiQ November 9, 2020

tofu

one level above styrafoam, one level below cardboard

you want me to eat tofu?!?

by Mutley the dog December 19, 1999

TOFL

"TOFL"-??????? On Floor Laughing, invented by thedailypos. Not much more is known about it.

"oh god that's hilarious, TOFL"

by TOFLMAN August 13, 2004