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spider flu

A mutated strain of Influenza, having symptoms of both the common Flu and those of severe spider bites. Essentially, it's a really bad flu (fever, vomiting, nausea, congestion), along with shortness of breath and swelling, discoloration, and rashes on the skin.
I tried to get to the gym last night, but was diagnosed with a sever case of the spider flu and couldn't move.
by SpiderFlu November 6, 2013
mugGet the spider flumug.

The Stinky Spider

The stinky spider is a sexual act performed on male genitalia. The stinky spider is performed by placing both thumbs in the rectum of the male while dancing your eight other fingers on the scrotum.

Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.
John could never finish unless he was wearing his Spider-Man mask and receiving an aggressive the stinky spider.
by Stinky Varys May 1, 2021
mugGet the The Stinky Spidermug.

Mrs. Spiders

A demon. There's no other way of putting it. Her favorite saying is "NO FUN ALLOWED!" and she doesn't seem to be human. No sense of humor, and - actually, I think she's an enderman. She just appears behind you.
AAHHH! It's Mrs. Spiders!!!
by Turdmeister69 March 15, 2020
mugGet the Mrs. Spidersmug.

spider slam

The act of a man and a woman having vaginal or anal sex while the male is in the act of defecating. While the man is seated on the toilet the woman mounts him face to face with her legs extending toward the tank or wall. The legs of the intertwined lovers resembles a spider.
My girl walked in while I was taking a dump and gave me a spider slam.
by themooserislooser November 20, 2010
mugGet the spider slammug.

spider loaf

by spider loaf December 11, 2017
mugGet the spider loafmug.

Spiders webbed

A spider man like fling of seamen from one's hand onto the face of another.
Beeds, i just spiders webbed this sloot.
by Beeds January 12, 2008
mugGet the Spiders webbedmug.

Spider bird

The process of teaching a bird to grow 6 more legs
Yo that is a spider bird, shit how do you know it got 8 legs
by VariableOne1 March 16, 2023
mugGet the Spider birdmug.

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