snow badger

A stealthy animal originaly found in the cairngorm mountains. A vicious little fucker that can rip a man's head off in two seconds flat.

see picture for a snow badger in a snow field

by Kate Jachacy September 25, 2005

Snow ninjas

When skiing and or snowboarding, and you take a header it was because of snow ninjas not youre personal inability to stay on your feet. Snow Ninjas are invisble and very fast and will put you on your ass especially if youve been drankin.

I got ol time hackyed by those snow ninjas.

by kem two April 25, 2006

Snow Monkey

A racial slur towards white people

White racist to black guy: "You're a n****r."

Black guy: "hahahaha, I'd rather be a n****r than a f**king snow monkey."

by JohnDoe123abc March 16, 2013

snow weld

-noun
the act of packing snow into a crevice and pouring water on it until it forms ice, thereby freezing both sides of the crivice together.

That douchbag turned the air conditioner on in my car in the middle of the winter, so I put a snow weld on his car door.

by gfyagee December 18, 2010

Snow Panicker

A wussy who freaks out at even so much as a quarter-inch of snow.
Some snow panickers lose all their fear, however, on Friday or Saturday nights.

Boss: Where's Bob?

Employee Jack: He called in, said he couldn't make it in today, the weather was too bad.

Boss: There's barely a quarter-inch of snow out there!

Employee Jack: Yeah, Chief, I know...Bob is a snow panicker.

by Kalisiin January 9, 2011

Snow covered shit cakes

When you take a nice dump and cover it in jizz, then watch as your partner eats it.

Guy 1: Dude I made a batch of snow covered shit cakes for your sister last night.

Guy 2: Sweet!

by yeaibet5286 May 27, 2011

snow tubing

The act of lacing a condom with cocaine and having vigorous anal sex with your bro.

Last time we were in West Palm Beach, an innocent game of gay chicken quickly escalated into a marathon snow tubing session.

by westpalmbeach January 25, 2015