Slowpoke

Slowpoke can mean dumb or retarded, a variation of slow. It can also mean you need to slow down either because they were surprised or offended by what you said.

1. "There was this blonde at the bustop today and she was on some slowpoke shxt!"

2. "Hold up, Hold up, Hold up! Nxqqa you gotta slowpoke tht shxt down for me!"

by Wordcreator123bxtch August 22, 2011

snowboard

the easier version of skiing, "only cool people snowboard" because other people do it. For example all girls snowoard just becuase the guys do it. For real a snowsport check out freeskiing. Tanner hall

Yo check out that douchebag snowboarding, he thinks he soo cool.

by Joe May 13, 2005

snowboarder

one who sits on his or her ass on the hill or in the park, getting in the way. one who prefers to scrape all the snow off the mountain. Sits in the park just taking up space but never doing anything.

i took out anougher snowboarder today... it felt great

by WOOOOO January 21, 2004

slowpoke

v. to have sex in a slow and rhythmic fashion

"Come on baby, I know you ready for that slowpoke"

by Optik May 11, 2006

slopbox

similar to a hotbox, a slopbox is any vehicle inside of which alcoholic beverages are imbibed. Said vehicle is usually stationary and parked in a residential area, grocery store parking lot, or a "slopbox drive" (a secluded road infamous for frequent slopboxing practices). It is common and accepted to exceed the vehicle's maxiumum capacity whilst slopboxing.

E: We've gotta get drunk off P's liquor, but where can we do it?
K: Not my house, my parents are home!
G: I know, we can slopbox E's car in town center!

by millcrunkfuckyeah November 28, 2011

Freestyle Snowboarding

freestyle snowboarding is split up into three main subcatagorys.

Park - hitting kickers and wedges to get air and land spins and grabs. Can be pretty painfull without protection.

Pipe - Been in the media a lot due to Olympics. Involves riding up the two walls of a half pipe landing grabs and spins. ussually sheet ice due to use it recieves resulting in very painfull slams.

jibbing - one of the coolest types of freestlye snowboarding. involves hitting rails, boxes, picnic benches, fences, walls and even cars. anything with a surface can prupose a great jib.

Park
Rider 1 - I bget you cant land a rodeo 720
Rider 2 - Bet i can

Pipe
Rider 1 - This sucks and really hurts when you hang up
Rider 2 - Hell yer

Jibbing
Rider 1 - Whoa that handrail could be one amazing photo opp
Rider 2 - Hell yer

Overall
Freestyle snowboarding rules

by Jordan "muzzy" May 9, 2006

Snowboard

not a sport. it is a form of self-expression. skiing is a sport, it is organized, it is strict. snowboarding is not. STOP SAYING ITS A SPORT CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT! ALL YOU POSERS OUT THERE I POSTED THIS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE CRAP DEFINITIONS FOR IT! AND SKIERS, DON'T HECKLE US AND WE DON'T HECKLE YOU! IN FACT IF YOUR RAGGING ON SNOWBOARDING, YOUR NOT EVEN A LEGIT SKIER!!!!!!

dude you see that kid huck that gnarly 7 on his snowboard?

by babarbard March 11, 2009