slowboatism 

The verb form of slowboat.

The mannerisms of a slowboat.

"Josh, you continue to argue that the earth is flat. Does your slowboatism know no bounds?"

slowboatism by DarkShadowST September 13, 2018

Slowbodahism 

The act of making a simple task difficult.

When somebody gives you more information that you really need.

Slowbodahism by IchiBanStunna December 8, 2003

Slowbodahism 

The act of talking over everyone head about stuff nobody cares about.

Mark: How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand, who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury.
Somebody else: Huh? Who cares.

Slowbodahism by 4Shizzle December 10, 2003

Slowboating 

Slowboating is a science fictional verb/slang to a theoretical means of traveling between star systems known as Multi-Generational Space Voyaging. Moving slower than Light Speed. This can pertain to humans who essentially are living and dying per generation during a multi-light year voyage or individuals whom are frozen and waiting time of their arrival at their destination, which could take centuries if not longer.

With no Faster-Than-Light drive, I guess were slowboating it to next inhabited solar system.

Slowboating by Wrangler9033 February 22, 2022

slowboating 

The actions associated with a slowboat.

Anything a slowboat says, does, implies, or infers can be referred to as slowboating.

"I saw Josh at the park trying to prove that gravity isn't real. He's always up there slowboating."

slowboating by DarkShadowST September 13, 2018

slowboating 

To chug slowly in an arrogant manner.

Hey Jesi! Stop slowboating that drink you cocky-ass motherfucker.

slowboating by Organics March 19, 2011