Definitions by WOOOOO

enigma-penguin 

crazy ass motherfucking penguin who doesnt ever stop ranting about neowin.net

god damnit stop being such a damn penguin

enigma-penguin by wooooo February 4, 2005

snowboarder 

one who sits on his or her ass on the hill or in the park, getting in the way. one who prefers to scrape all the snow off the mountain. Sits in the park just taking up space but never doing anything.

i took out anougher snowboarder today... it felt great

snowboarder by WOOOOO January 21, 2004

republican 

One who cuases almost %50 of this nations problems.
(For the cause of the other %50 see: Democrat)

Watch they say the same things and then say their ideas have more merrit, simply due to the name of their party.

republican by Wooooo December 15, 2002